relationship resume

Seeking similar, like-minded individual  for companionship and maybe romance. Applicants must live nearby, have a car, and be responsible and financially stable. Pet owners a plus. Non-smokers only, please.

 

SKILLS / STRENGTHS

 

  • Able to quote the Simpsons, Futurama, and various other movies and tv shows extensively
  • Vast knowledge
    – geeky / nerdy
    – media
    – trivia
  • Good at communication
    -small talk with families and coworkers
    -say what I actually mean (no “girl speak”)
  • Active videogamer
  • Excellent support system
    – monetarily (when possible), physically, emotionally
  • Award-winning bedroom behaviour
  • Some cooking, more restaurants
  • Excellent sense of humor
    – fun loving
  • Financially stable
  • Intelligent and educated
  • Responsible
  • Open minded and optimistic
  • Animal lover

 

NEGATIVES / WEAKNESSES

  • Likes attention
  • Works many hours and long days

 

 PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIP EXPERIENCE 

  •  1997 – 2008
  • 2008 – 2012
  • 2012
  • 2012 – 2014

References available on request.

 

 

 

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